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ItIt ain't an easy life  Taming this giant beast  It's not as stupid as you think  IQ of 90 at least   
Poor Rolf lost a finger to It  And Sam lost a toe to It  Me? I lost an eye  Just had it plucked by It   
It's a psycho in fur  It's as vicious as a cur  It's as strong as steel  And it wants you to peel   
I don't know anyone whose beaten It  I don't know anyone whose survived It  Rolf, Sam, and me were lucky  That there were bars between It and Bucky   
Bucky was tryin' to feed It  Just a small apple pit  But he put his arm out rathe It
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AlakaYou ever see an Alaka?  You ever hear the rustling it makes?  Well know the last time someone cried "Alaka!"  Looked like he got stabbed by wooden stakes   
An Alaka is like a werewolf  Human in the day  Monster at night  But beware if you may   
An Alaka doesn't need a full moon  And it's one hell of a clever bastard  It is so fierce that people worship it  And place a picture of it on a tabard   
If you think the Alaka's weak  You are dead wrong  The idiot who first thought of that  Was the second to have a funeral gong.   
And know one more Alaka
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Welcome to the Sweat ShopWelcome to the sweatshop  Workin' 18 hours a day  Don't you bring a single tear  When they work you like a dog throughout the day   
It's not the best job  If it's a job at all.  One of these days I feel like  I'll slip off my chair and fall.   
Welcome to the sweat shop  Where work is a need to live  And if you go slacking off  We're gonna make you bleed.   
Once you're hours are up  You can sleep in that small corner  But we'll probably wake you up  In as little as 2 hours.   
Welcome to the sweat shop  We expect double work capacity &nb Welcome to the Sweat Shop
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Jacky's CaveMy name is Salt Jimmy  Lemme give you some advice  You don't want to go to Jack's Cave  Ol' Jacky ain't nice.   
Ol' Rolf with his stupid act  Had made the same stupid mistake  And not so stupid Jack  Came and struck him with a stake   
Jacky, Jacky  Always had an odd sense  Jacky, Jacky  He will make you all tense   
Jack isn't human  Not one little bit  He will tear you in a second  
Bit by bit   
Jack isn't crazy  Unless he meets others  Then he'll get pissed  Won't be afraid to kill mothers   
Jack decided to move i Jacky's Cave
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Hypocrisy, Procrastination, and Cake.

Journal Entry: Thu Nov 26, 2009, 6:58 PM


Special thanks to Ninja Assassin for giving me this bitchin' skin. At least temporarily. I better make more journal posts.

HOHKAY! Got a busy few days to go. First things first, what I have to get done.
The tribute to ShadowLeggy I was working on which was postponed for an unknown date was decided to be finished by November 31st. Why? You ask. Well I decided to use it for the NaNoWriMo's which is odd seeing as how I'm actually against having to be timed in my work. I love procrastination. It allows me to do fun stuff and then panic and get something done via adrenaline rushes and headdesks. I am however on a bigger decision. Whether or not I want to make it with two endings, a main one an and alternate one and leave it with that, or go with the alternate ending and make the sequel I had planned to do from the beginning. I am not exactly known for leaving work undone, I either finish it or botch it usually, which is leaving work undone, except I pretty much delete the whole thing and leave it forgotten in the depths of the large empty space that is my mind.
I doubt I will be able to remaster it fast enough to put it on the NaNoWriMo's so I'm probably going to put it on here so I can slap on a Creative Common's license, and then put it on the NaNoWriMo as I'm not so sure if they may try to take my work (which is highly unlikely due to the fact there is a real life person in the story).
Don't be surprised if the posting is very, very, very, shitty. Because I'm going to have to type it all up rather then do my usual "Write, Edit, Type" Sequence. This is required so that I may be able to get it done faster.
Erm...what was the cake part....cake...cake...cake...
Oh yea thanksgiving. Yea, had an OK thanksgiving. Got like....cheesecake and turkey and all that...which is where the cake part comes in.
As for that I have a lot of shit to do. So then, wish me luck and hope adrenaline saves me.



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  • Reading: Phone book!
  • Watching: Static
  • Playing: with guns!
  • Eating: Apple gel.........>_>
  • Drinking: .....Health potions.
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  • Current Residence: Somewhere in the depths of New Jersey
  • Interests: I like to write >:(
  • Favourite movie: Forrest Gump and There will be Blood
  • Favourite band or musician: Beatles FTW
  • Favourite genre of music: I like em all. EXCEPT RAP and country....for some reason o.o;
  • Favourite artist: er...Shadowleggy!? :3
  • Favourite poet or writer: ME! Well...Shakespeare? XD
  • Favourite photographer: Peter Parker
  • Favourite style of art: Manga! HOO-AH!
  • Operating System: Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto?
  • MP3 player of choice: Zen!
  • Shell of choice: ....WHAT KIND OF SHELL? SHOTGUN SHELL? CLAM SHELL?!
  • Wallpaper of choice: er.....WOOD!
  • Skin of choice: I like my own thank you ver much
  • Favourite game: Ledgend of Dragoon
  • Favourite gaming platform: Dreamcast or PS1
  • Favourite cartoon character: Pooh Bear..srsly hes gangsta! XD
  • Personal Quote: I could so do that if I wasn't so lazy right now
  • Tools of the Trade: Quill, Ink, (seriously) and photobucket and pencil and sketch book. I am such a cheater XD

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~TheFatMatCat Oct 12, 2009, 10:04:38 PM
NOMNOMNOM

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~TheFatMatCat Oct 14, 2009, 2:12:13 PM
NOM NOM NOM

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~samson50 Oct 12, 2009, 12:27:45 PM
thanks for the faves man xD

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~Rioshu Oct 4, 2009, 7:12:06 PM
*Revisits profile to see it empty as ever*

O.o
*Timbleweed blows by*

*Walks out and leaves note*

"Your homepage needs to be customized and modded to your style and liking."

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~Akkere Oct 5, 2009, 2:19:26 PM
*looks at tumbleweed* Eh, I got a hundred of em *looks at note* Hm.... I MUST MAKE SOMETHING *plans the most ridiciously stupid plan in the world* OKRAY! TIME TO DO EET
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~Rioshu Oct 6, 2009, 1:56:47 PM
*Cough*
What was the change....employee? *Adjusts glasses and straightens tie* If I don't return to a neater office within five days, you can stick that application up your...rear end, your are, your derriere, the place where the sun don't shine, the burrow, te windbag, the--










Ass.

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~Akkere Oct 6, 2009, 6:04:18 PM
Oh teh noez! WAI! Fine I'll make it neater by making a huge plan that will destroy the entire universe and cause death, destruction, and puberty over and over and over again. That's right, I went there.
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~Rioshu Oct 6, 2009, 7:16:36 PM
You diabolical fiend! *Rips open office uniform to reveal--*
Damn. Left my superhero outfit in the dryer. You've caught a lucky break this time. But uh, how are death, destruction, and puberty going to fix your office, Mr. Valle?

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